Hello mein friends! Let me first say that I am truly humbled by your overwhelming response to mein Flat little German offer. In only ein few days, tens of thousands you visited mein website for your Flat little German, surprising everyone here - even zee Big Wigs!
But fear not, if you have already ordered, your Flat little me is on zee way!
If you have not yet ordered, you may do so now. But because zee money doesn't grow on zee grape vines, we are asking our friends to cover $4.95 for zee shipping und handling.
Thank you all for your patience und understanding. I look forward to sharing a bottle of mein fine German Riesling with you very soon!
To order your Flat little German, CLICK HERE!*
*Offer valid only in Continental United States. Must be 21 or older to order. Available for a limited time only. Limit 1 per household.
Your little friend,
